Pour yourself a glass of Dawn Summers-approved wine and grab a plate of skin jerky cookies – it’s time for the 2006 Black Christmas remake. We’ve got a messed up game of Secret Santa, predatory locals, and a whole lot of Razr ringtones. Merry Christmas! ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: CW: This episode […]
Continue Reading#54: Deadly Games (1989) aka Dial Code Santa Claus (1989)
Trav prepares to offer Jess as a naughty human sacrifice to evil Santa for her views on this 1989 cult classic. Is the mom the world’s worst boss? Is Thomas a terrible friend? Is pappy a better liar than we give him credit for? Join us for these questions and more. ::: ::: ::: ::: […]
Continue Reading#53: Blood Rage (1987) with Steve from The Decision Reel
In the spirit of togetherness we’ve invited Steve from The Decision Reel to discuss the Thanksgiving cult classic Blood Rage. Together we attempt to answer questions such as: what is up with Maddy’s tiny bottle? How do doorbells work? What happens to your clothes during car sex? And most importantly: is it cranberry sauce? ::: […]
Continue Reading#52: Freddy vs Jason (2003)
It’s the Battle of the Baddies – time to place your bets. Frederickstein has created a monster, and we have a lot to say about it. Parents are still terrible! Towels don’t defy gravity! Midwesterners party in cornfields! Quick cuts suck! Join us, and help us demand a long overdue sequel to this early-aughts Big […]
Continue Reading#51: Stay Alive (2006)
Pack your fanciest gaming equipment and prepare your cringiest gamer comebacks, because we’re headed to Small Town Big Town Louisiana, Louisiana USA. Our task is to STAY ALIVE long enough to talk the Muniz Era, unforgettable character names, and what it means to truly game. Plus, as the end of our Rory Gilmore Beau Trilogy, […]
Continue Reading#50: Hostel (2005)
Today we discuss 2005’s Hostel, which naturally means we are discussing the original salad fingers, beefy male escorts, and the terror of dermatology. We also have a special guest segment called: The Spider We Lost and Have Yet to See Again – Send Help, Trav is Scared.::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: :::Visit our website […]
Continue ReadingScream Screen 2021: Week 5 (10.29-10.31)
10.29: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) Trav’s pick Rating: What Halloween party shenanigans are you pairing with this entry in a classic franchise? Jess: I’m going with some sort of drinking game, cuz it’s just fun. Trav: Telling scary stories, cause some people don’t like that, but dammit I enjoy it! 10.30: […]
Continue ReadingScream Screen 2021: Week 4 (10.22-10.28)
10.22: Sinister (2012) Jess’s pick Rating: What cheesy home movie trope are you pairing with this deadly home possession flick? Jess: For what I think are obvious reasons, I’ll pair this with the cheesy shots of children bickering and the parents teasing them about it. Trav: I’ll pair it with pulling out that old tape […]
Continue Reading#49: Night of the Demons (1988)
You know what neither of us had seen before? Night of the Demons. You know what we’ll be adding to our annual Halloween rotation? NIGHT OF THE DEMONS. We aren’t here for a long time, but we’re here for a good time and we’re talking wisecracking brothers, opening credits sequences, and what to do when […]
Continue ReadingScream Screen 2021: Week 3 (10.15-10.21)
10.15: Halloween Kills (2021) Neutral/dual pick – highly anticipated release Rating: There is great discourse on this movie. What seemingly innocuous yet unpopular opinion do you have that matches well with this recent blockbuster? Jess: Bearing in mind we live in the South: cornbread is gross. Trav: Relevant since this is a Halloween, but weird […]
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