We are at the end of our coverage on the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise and BOY OH BOY do we have thoughts. On top of some strong opinions, we also talk The Strokes, canonically terrible parents, early childhood sadomasochism in The Sims, bad CGI, and Gigablasting. We also ask the very important question: is […]

It’s the gift that keeps on giving: a holiday horror anthology, Kentucky style. We have breaking news updates, we have dudebro sexual tension, we have sappy voiemails from Jess that Trav will listen to after he definitely doesn’t murder her, we have terrible and unnecessary nicknames, we have epic sibling throwdowns – we truly have […]

Pour yourself a glass of Dawn Summers-approved wine and grab a plate of skin jerky cookies – it’s time for the 2006 Black Christmas remake. We’ve got a messed up game of Secret Santa, predatory locals, and a whole lot of Razr ringtones. Merry Christmas! ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: CW: This episode […]

Trav prepares to offer Jess as a naughty human sacrifice to evil Santa for her views on this 1989 cult classic.  Is the mom the world’s worst boss?  Is Thomas a terrible friend?  Is pappy a better liar than we give him credit for?  Join us for these questions and more. ::: ::: ::: ::: […]

In the spirit of togetherness we’ve invited Steve from The Decision Reel to discuss the Thanksgiving cult classic Blood Rage. Together we attempt to answer questions such as: what is up with Maddy’s tiny bottle? How do doorbells work? What happens to your clothes during car sex? And most importantly: is it cranberry sauce? ::: […]

It’s the Battle of the Baddies – time to place your bets.  Frederickstein has created a monster, and we have a lot to say about it.  Parents are still terrible!  Towels don’t defy gravity!  Midwesterners party in cornfields!  Quick cuts suck!  Join us, and help us demand a long overdue sequel to this early-aughts Big […]

Pack your fanciest gaming equipment and prepare your cringiest gamer comebacks, because we’re headed to Small Town Big Town Louisiana, Louisiana USA.  Our task is to STAY ALIVE long enough to talk the Muniz Era, unforgettable character names, and what it means to truly game. Plus, as the end of our Rory Gilmore Beau Trilogy, […]

Today we discuss 2005’s Hostel, which naturally means we are discussing the original salad fingers, beefy male escorts, and the terror of dermatology. We also have a special guest segment called: The Spider We Lost and Have Yet to See Again – Send Help, Trav is Scared.::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: :::Visit our website […]