#66: Halloween II (1981)

This week we revisit more of Haddonfield and talk about all the disrespect present – from shot counts to manslaughter to mayonnaise-less sandwiches to leaving your child off the gallery wall.  Will general dentistry be enough to satisfy Loomis?  Will Brackett shouting at Loomis be enough to satisfy Jess? ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: […]

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#65: My Valentine (2020)

Join us for many a needle drop on this tale of love, stolen identity, murder, and Royal jerkdom. We discuss the exact circumstances in which someone might accidentally stab someone else and advocate for MORE EYEPATCHES. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: The interview discussed in this episode: https://www.nightmarishconjurings.com/2020/02/24/interview-writer-director-maggie-levin-for-my-valentine/ ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: […]

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#64: Malignant (2021)

Join us as we discuss one of the most divisive films of the past year! We talk a lot about HGTV and Zillow, surgical daggers, and ever-bleeding head wounds. Oh and by the way – fuck fucking Derek. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Visit our website for episodes, blogs, reviews, and short stories: […]

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#63: Halloween (1978)

We’re traveling to Haddonfield for our newest franchise: HALLOWEEN! We discuss ethics in psychiatry, then proper age to become a serial killer, and good phone etiquette. Buckle up, pals. We’re in for a wild ride. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Visit our website for episodes, blogs, reviews, and short stories:  https://whatsyourleastfavoritescarymovie.com/ Follow us […]

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Kirby versus Randy?

The pre-Scream 2022 debate makes no sense, and I’m tired of pretending it does. We’re starting 2022 off strong with the release of the new Scream movie this weekend.  Because our opening night experience for Halloween Kills was so disastrous (my first rule for a horror movie: shut the fuck up in the theater), we will not be seeing it […]

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