Everyone loves a good, creepy clown and we’ve got one of the best in modern horror joining us today to discuss his feature film debut: David Howard Thornton! In addition to all things Terrifier, we talk about retail work, which Joker is the best Joker, and how much vomit is too much vomit (spoiler alert: […]
Continue Reading#67: Dawn of the Dead (2004)
When there’s no room left in hell, the dead will walk the earth. Today is that day as we talk about the Zack Snyder remake of Dawn of the Dead! Join us as we talk about zombie bodily functions, bad dad/husbands as bad party guests, and Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed. ::: ::: ::: ::: […]
Continue Reading#66: Halloween II (1981)
This week we revisit more of Haddonfield and talk about all the disrespect present – from shot counts to manslaughter to mayonnaise-less sandwiches to leaving your child off the gallery wall. Will general dentistry be enough to satisfy Loomis? Will Brackett shouting at Loomis be enough to satisfy Jess? ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: […]
Continue Reading#65: My Valentine (2020)
Join us for many a needle drop on this tale of love, stolen identity, murder, and Royal jerkdom. We discuss the exact circumstances in which someone might accidentally stab someone else and advocate for MORE EYEPATCHES. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: The interview discussed in this episode: https://www.nightmarishconjurings.com/2020/02/24/interview-writer-director-maggie-levin-for-my-valentine/ ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: […]
Continue Reading#64: Malignant (2021)
Join us as we discuss one of the most divisive films of the past year! We talk a lot about HGTV and Zillow, surgical daggers, and ever-bleeding head wounds. Oh and by the way – fuck fucking Derek. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Visit our website for episodes, blogs, reviews, and short stories: […]
Continue Reading#63: Halloween (1978)
We’re traveling to Haddonfield for our newest franchise: HALLOWEEN! We discuss ethics in psychiatry, then proper age to become a serial killer, and good phone etiquette. Buckle up, pals. We’re in for a wild ride. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Visit our website for episodes, blogs, reviews, and short stories: https://whatsyourleastfavoritescarymovie.com/ Follow us […]
Continue ReadingJanuary Cosplay: Judy (Sleepaway Camp)
I love a mean girl, and Judy from 1983’s Sleepaway Camp is near the top of my list. Since I had so much fun dressing up for Scarefest, I decided to give myself an excuse to do it more often by doing monthly cosplays. Of course I had to kick it off with my girl […]
Continue Reading#62: Friday The 13th Series Ranked – Franchise Wrap-up [BONUS]
It’s time for another bonus episode, baby – live, uncut, and undrawn. Trav and Jess say goodbye to Jason and Co by ranking the films. For added fun, we compared our rankings to our actual, factual score ratings we gave each movie this year. Yes, we learn we are hypocrites. Help us say goodbye to […]
Continue Reading#61: Hell House LLC (2015) with Robert Ottone
We’re here and we’re ready to get spooky – found footage style! – with author Robert Ottone. We’re talking Hell House LLC and all that comes with it: aged and heat-blasted white wine, creepy clowns, Canadian stairs. And if you’re wondering if Trav comes up with any more giallo titles, worry not. ::: ::: ::: […]
Continue ReadingKirby versus Randy?
The pre-Scream 2022 debate makes no sense, and I’m tired of pretending it does. We’re starting 2022 off strong with the release of the new Scream movie this weekend. Because our opening night experience for Halloween Kills was so disastrous (my first rule for a horror movie: shut the fuck up in the theater), we will not be seeing it […]
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